Wear the joke.

Weird on purpose.

Funny tees, shoes, hats, and accessories. Printed when you order.

Witty Weirdos collage: a woman in a Social Battery 1% hoodie and a woman in a Running on Spite and Coffee tee, with the Witty Weirdos logo
How made-to-order works

Nothing gets printed until you say so.

1

You pick the joke

Choose a design, then your size and color. What you see in the mockup is what gets printed.

2

We print it for you

Your item is printed after you place the order. No warehouse full of leftover shirts.

3

It ships to your door

We send it to the address you enter at checkout. Shipping options and costs show up before you pay.

Read the shipping policy
Smiling man in a pickle-print Hawaiian shirt grilling in a backyard
About us

For people who laugh at their own jokes.

We make everyday clothes with a punchline. Sarcastic sayings, small jokes about coffee and meetings, and drawings that are a little bit off. Wear one to say something without saying anything.

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